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As part of a recent marketing push, iPimp has put together a crack Hollywood-wannabe team to create the iPimp Infomercial, also affectionately known as iPimp. Put together with the love and care normally reserved for newborns, the video touts all the wonderful features of iPimp, proving without a doubt that this software makes good on it's claim, bringing the world's oldest profession into the 21st century, and then some. Watch this space for the official iPimp trailer, and details on when and where to see iPimp! Also be sure to check out the clips below, as we will be adding more over the coming weeks introducing the colorful characters whose lives have been touched by iPimp. If you want to be notified when we update iPimpTV, email us at update@ipimptv.com with the subject Update.

The Influence of Hooking Dr. Milton Pickle ruminates on the historical impact of hooking; and how even Motor City could not escape its seductive wiles. Meet Dr. Milton Pickle...		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

Growing up Poor Cranberry DeLite relates a sad, sad tale of growing up poor and destitute, a sharp contrast to the wonderful life she know enjoys thanks to iPimp. Meet Cranberry DeLite...		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

Looking for a "Wee" Change of Pace* Thanks to a recent career change and iPimp, Hamish McKuen finds the bounty much more bountiful. Meet Hamish McKuen...		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

Plus Size Hos* Julia Stein and Juan Perez of LAPimpCA develop marketing strategies on the spot while discussing one of iPimp's many features. Meet Julia Stein... Meet Isaac Perez...		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

PSA: Vote No for Pimp Tax! Seeing their livelihood threatened, the team at iPimp swiftly put together this PSA denouncing a bill in Congress that unfairly targeted Pimps and Hos.		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

Original Teaser Trailer* This early sneak peak introduced one of IPimp's favorite daughters and staunchest advocates, Cranberry DeLite. Meet Cranberry DeLite...		You need to upgrade your Flash Player This is replaced by the Flash content. Place your alternate content here and users without the Flash plugin or with Javascript turned off will see this. Content here allows you to leave out `noscript` tags. Include a link to bypass the detection if you wish.

* Please note this video may not be suitable to all viewers, discretion is advised.