"It's simply luminous," said Edina Mootintot, chairwoman of NAARP. "Our members endure so many hardships, and finding a suitable partner frequently tops the list. But thanks to our agreement with iPimp we can now provide much much more than pillows and ointments."

Gladys Shytsquit, representative from HUH echoed the sentiment.
"It's revolutionary. I mean this is very much an untapped market, where business is conducted in whispers outside rehabilitation clinics and in theprosthetics lines at local pharmicies." Gladys smiled broadly. "Now we'll be out and proud, and online."

About Hookers United for the Handicapped
Hookers United for the Handicap was founded in 1971 by Mabel Schott two days after SSI laws were passed in the United States that granted long-term disability benefits to the nation’s handicapped.  The organization seeks to provide public awareness to a population that basically does not care about the relationship between the handicapped and their hookers.  Monthly meetings are held on the 3rd of each month.

About The National Association for the Advancement of
Retarded People
The National Association for the Advancement of Retarded People (NAARP) was born out of turmoil, three days after the airing of the made-for-TV movie, “Just Like Normal People” starring Shaun Cassidy in his most challenging role.  Its current president, Alburt Skoolcraft states that the mission of the NAARP is to educate and enlighten the public-at-large to the many facets of mental disability as well as to promote hugging and shiny objects.

About iPimp
iPimp is a revolutionary software company that provides products and services for the pimping business. iPimp brings a level efficiency, accountability and profitability previously unheard of. Relying on traditional business principals born and refined in the most successful corporate boardrooms, iPimp takes hooking to a whole new level, and brings the worlds oldest profession in the 21st century.

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