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iPimp and Drug Giant Pfizzle Announce Agreement

San Francisco, California, May 22, 2006 - iPimp and Pfizzle are changing the world through innovation and making elderly men happy everywhere. Innovation that allows a 90-year old man to perform like a teenager thanks to Pfizzle's little "Blue Pill." Working with Pfizzle, iPimp can now enhance the beneifits of this medical breakthrough, while at the same time improving the lives of "working girls" everywhere.

Those taking the "Blue Pill," enjoy the stamina of a teenager, but still maintain the body of a prune and that makes it difficult to meet hookers. Most nightspots do not cater to the banana-and-oatmeal-eating crowd, so where do the elderly turn? iPimp decided to add new functionality that allows the senior community to have its needs fulfilled. With new voice recognition for the sight-impaired, keyboard stabilization for those with Parkinson’s disease and a new mobile iPimp device that draws power directly from an electric wheelchair, iPimp is now accessible to everyone.

In addition, iPimp can now be re-skinned for the end-user – including font enhancement and the ability to shut off animations as not to induce heart and epileptic attacks or other generic seizures. This service enhancement is a part of the "Geriatric Bonus Pack."

Complementing the enhanced software, iPimp is now selling the iPimp Defibrillator (custom manufactured by Pfizzle) which is now available for purchase. The iPimp Defibrillator is designed for the man-on-the-go who has no time to “skip a beat.” Also in development is an iPimp-enabled shoe insert to assist older clientele in preserving their knees while walking up stairs to meet their match (usually in a walkup with broken elevator). While necessity may be the mother of invention, iPimp believes that they are the fathers and stepfathers of it.

About Pfizzle
Originally a cathater wholesaler, privately-owned Pfizzle has grown over the years into a giant conglomerate under the leadership Eugene Limpy. Focused on restoring "spent youth", Pfizzle develops drugs and devices designed to enhance the end of years, making them safer for everyone.

About iPimp
iPimp is a revolutionary software company that provides products and services for the pimping business. iPimp brings a level efficiency, accountability and profitability previously unheard of. Relying on traditional business principals born and refined in the most successful corporate boardrooms, iPimp takes hooking to a whole new level, and brings the worlds oldest profession in the 21st century.

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